Have you ever watched the metamorphosis of someone’s facebook relationship status. First it’s single, then all of the sudden you start seeing random pictures of them with another person. Pretty soon you start seeing the pictures become more frequent and then the infamous picture of the couple holding hands is posted. This is something they talked about in depth, “Should we post the picture of us holding hands” “Will our friends be cool with this” “Do our outfits match in this picture”. Once they finally make a decision on this national security issue, they immediately update their status to “In […]
I hate insects. It doesn’t really even matter what kind. I’ll save you the agony of naming a humongous gross list of all the insects, just suffice it to say, I don’t get excited about entomology. So, whenever there is an insect that has somehow broken into my house I will stop at almost nothing to remove his lifeless body from my personal space. Last Friday I dropped my wife off at the airport for a few days with her sisters. When I got home I realized that a fly was in my bathroom. Not your common small housefly, this […]
This happened to me a few years back. Just found it again, thought I’d share. Learn from my mistakes kids.
Live today like you’re not worried about tomorrow and you will live a much more fulfilled life. How much time do we waste worrying about tomorrow and not living today. I remember when I was a kid, I always lived looking forward to something. During school, it was the end of the school day, during the summer it was the weekend. Always excited about what was going to happen and borred speechless with lazy afternoons filled with nothing to do. Youth truly is wasted on the young. Most of us never grow out of this. I’ve watched people carry this […]